The Blathering: I Love You Like Old People Love Chicken (A Poem)

Chicken is probably the most consumed meat in this country. I am just guessing – maybe it is beef or pork, but chicken is definitely on the dais. This post is not about chicken. This post is to tell you that I love you. 

To Kelly:

I love you like my socks love holes

I love you like strippers love poles

I love you like a cat loves litter

I love you like Trump loves Twitter

I love you like my faucet loves drippin

I love you like old people love chicken.

I just wrote that because I love you and you inspire me to be creative and amazing and better than I was just a minute ago. Thank you for being you!

Have a great weekend everyone!


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