Chicken is probably the most consumed meat in this country. I am just guessing – maybe it is beef or pork, but chicken is definitely on the dais. This post is not about chicken. This post is to tell you that I love you.
I love you like my socks love holes
I love you like strippers love poles
I love you like a cat loves litter
I love you like Trump loves Twitter
I love you like my faucet loves drippin
I love you like old people love chicken.
I just wrote that because I love you and you inspire me to be creative and amazing and better than I was just a minute ago. Thank you for being you!
Have a great weekend everyone!