The Blathering: I Love You Like Old People Love Chicken (A Poem)

Chicken is probably the most consumed meat in this country. I am just guessing – maybe it is beef or pork, but chicken is definitely on the dais. This post is not about chicken. This post is to tell you that I love you.  To Kelly: I love you like my socks love holes I love … More The Blathering: I Love You Like Old People Love Chicken (A Poem)

The Blathering: The Law of Associative Vampires

Preamble I’ve recently surrendered myself to the fact that I can never drink alcohol again. I simply cannot have “a few drinks” and be a responsible adult. (You can catch up on that story here.) But in my recent stretch of sobriety – I have learned something interesting – I was blind to the negativity … More The Blathering: The Law of Associative Vampires

The Blathering: Law of Attraction? I am attracting our first feature film.

Think and Grow Rich, The Secret and scores of other books, pamphlets, memes, blogs, podcasts, carrier pigeons and what have you’s have explained IN DETAIL the theory of the Law of Attraction. It’s one of the only laws that is actually built on a belief structure and not on actual science (unless you ask some quantum … More The Blathering: Law of Attraction? I am attracting our first feature film.

The Daily Blathering: Where the Hell Have You Been, Fitz?

Maybe a handful of you (and we’re talking a baby hand here) wondered where I went for 3 months. If you didn’t notice I was gone or anything, it’s cool – I didn’t notice anything about you while I was gone either.  I basically converted my personal Facebook page to a fan page. Yup, so … More The Daily Blathering: Where the Hell Have You Been, Fitz?